I found an elephant in my pajamas, how an elephant got into my pajamas I shall never know! HAHAHAHAHA!
For more great jokes like the one above just watch movies like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
Now, do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A man on horseback fell into a mud puddle HAHAHAHA!
April fool!
Disclaimer: This news was neither extreme nor shocking nor news!
P.S. for more great April fools day fun check the comments portion of this blog!